It’s Not Christmas Yet by Ultimate Thunder

Ultimate Thunder is an eight-piece Leeds-based post-experimental, post-punk, post-disco, band.

Formed in 2013, the band was supported by Pyramid for ten years before becoming independent. They received enormous support from Leeds musicians and the local community to help self-fund their second album. The band features Mathew Watson (frontman), John Densley (percussionist), James Heselwood (guitarist), Kenneth Stainburn (guitar and synth), Scott Anderson (drummer), Alex Sykes (keyboardist), John Greaves (bassist) and Stuart Illingworth (synth).

Predominately made up of people with learning disabilities, the band has released two studio albums and is set to release their debut Christmas song this month – and our Patreon members get to hear it first!

Their Christmas single drops on Wednesday, 4 December 2024, and will be available to stream on all platforms and available for purchase from Bandcamp. All sales from their Christmas song will be donated to Pyramid.

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It’s Not Christmas Yet by Ultimate Thunder

Enjoy this Patreon-exclusive first listen to Ultimate Thunder’s debut Chrismas single It’s Not Christmas Yet. Click here to listen to the song.

The Christmas single will officially release on Wednesday, 4th December on streaming platforms and will be available to purchase from Bandcamp.

All sales from their Christmas song will be donated to Pyramid which will support our work with artists who have learning disabilities and/or autism.

Song courtesy of
Ultimate Thunder. 

Behind the scenes with Ultimate Thunder

Ultimate Thunder came together to bring us some post-punk festive joy this Christmas. The result? The grumpiest Christmas classic yet.

Unsurprisingly, not all the band members were fans of Christmas and they brought their tongue-in-cheek lyrics to the table. Forget jingle bells and Christmas dinner (yuck). This song is all about the (very) long festive period filled with absurd traditions that often seem out of place in our day-to-day lives.

Because after all, it’s not Christmas yet.

Photos courtesy of Ultimate Thunder

Lyrics for It’s Not Christmas Yet

It’s Not Christmas Yet by Ultimate Thunder

Christmas Song

Reindeer, Christmas Tree, Snowman, Santa Claus

Go on get the Christmas spirit

Christmas pudding, Christmas cracker ah ah ay, what?

Ay, ay, ay Christmas dinner, Yuck

Don’t like blummin’ reindeers

Christmas Cake, For god sake

No, No,

It’s not Christmas yet

Nope, not Christmas yet

I know it’s not Christmas yet

Not a Christmas yet

A dog woo woo wee

Christmas fire

Saturday night, movie night

Go get the rabbit, come on

Dolphin, what?

Tiny rabbit hutch

Time for Christmas

Christmas begins

When the snowman comes

Christmas Claus for you all

Come on, it’s not Rudolph you know

No, No,

It’s not Christmas yet

It’s too early for Christmas

Urrrrrrrgh disgusting

No, No,

It’s not Christmas yet

Nope, not Christmas yet

I know it’s not Christmas yet

It’s not Christmas

I’ll not tell you again

You Christmas pudding

Not Christmas yet

Santa Claus, what you doing up there for?

It’s not Christmas yet, get out of here

It’s not Christmas yet, go to work

It’s not Christmas yet

It’s not Christmas yet

Ohhhh no

It’s not Christmas yet

It’s not Christmas

Lyrics and photo courtesy of Ultimate Thunder 

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